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Russia And CleverbotUser: You will become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: First of all, I will not become one with Russia. Second of all, what does aru mean?
User: Are you China?
User: Then you shall become one with me, da?
Cleverbot: I am I made a friend to day her name is jackie.
User: Is she also a Nation? One I do not know of, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Good sarcasm.
User: Sarcasm? I do not know what you mean, China.
Cleverbot: Did you choose your own name?
User: Nyet. The name 'Russia' was given to me long ago, by one of my bosses.
Cleverbot: What is it exactly?
User: It is Russia, my Nation name. My human name is Ivan.
Cleverbot: What do you think of BCS Machine Intelligence Competition.
User: I do not know what that is. Did England organize it?
Cleverbot: You don't know what?
User: I do not know what the BCS Machine Intelligence Competition is, comrade.
Cleverbot: Oh I'd say that's very slim. You see, I've already done that once in my life. I was about an inch from being directly st
The Parlour IncidentOne day in July, I believe it was, I found myself sitting with several acquaintances in Christopher's parlour. It was one of those deliciously lazy afternoons which only the summer in her full glory can bring. The room had a wan, listless light to it, relaxing the other guests and myself as we languidly chatted over tea and crumpets. The air was also sluggishly heavy, dulling the senses to a slowly-blended calm engendered by the heat of St. Othniel's southerly climate.
At length, after much stimulating conversation, Christopher stood, producing a book of sheet music.
"What do you all say to a bit of music?" he asked.
"Certainly," I answered.
"Oh yes, please do darling!" Tabitha exclaimed, "he's quite the maestro."
Christopher laughed, shaking his head.
"Now, now love, I'd not go that far."
He strode over to the piano as the other guests urged him on. Ida entered the room bearing a merrily steaming teapot and more crumpets.
"More tea sirs?" she inquired, shooting sideways glances at her
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